Oh, you really need to photoshop in a chainsaw sitting on the ground next to her...
If he runs the kind of place I think he does, the official title is short order cook.As far as I'm concerned you are a chef!
We get a lot of wild deer roaming the streets where I live but very rarely see them in daylight (except for the captive ones in the parks). This advert was filmed a few streets away from meAnd this pretty lady spent much of last fall and winter in the woods around my backyard.
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