How old is officially in the US. I think I've been one for at least 10 years...
There are probably differing "unofficial" stages to elderdom here:
1. 55 - when you are first eligible to join AARP (American Association Of Retired Persons) - it's sort of a running joke here, because at about 53, you start getting bombarded with applications in the mail.
Many of our retirement communities also have a minimum age requirement of 55.
2. 60 - because you're entering the decade when you'll probably retire. Also, in Ohio, that's when you're eligible for the coveted Golden Buckeye card, which gets you discounts for all sorts of things all over the state.
3. 62 - when you first become eligible for Social Security payments, should you choose to take them.
Fun side note - we have lots of ads for Jitterbug phones and Consumer Cellular phone service. These are marketed toward senior citizens, the gist with the phones being that they're dumbed-down, because obviously, you're too old and stupid to use a regular smartphone, and the angle of the service is because obviously, you're too old and stupid to understand a basic phone plan.
So, the ads are full of older folks, looking at a phone, pressing a button, then beaming at their equally-aged partner, as if to say, "Look! A photo of our granddaughter! On this phone! I made it come up! I'm still with it!" - that sort of thing.
Imagine my chagrin when I saw their latest ad. It shows active older people doing active older people things, like buying antiques and watching hot air balloons, and the voiceover intones, "Now there's a phone for those who
weren't born yesterday..."
That's when each person's birth year magically floats onto the screen...1948...1953...and before they're done...1966! That's my <bleeping> birth year!
I'm fifty-effing-four! I'm still working! I work in a technical career! I use an iPhone (and a newer one at that)! I have wifi and streaming TV service and I use GPS! I don't need your damn Playskool phone!