Why be normal? I'm thinking pan fried in bacon fat, smothered with sausage gravy and topped with a runny egg. Send a few quid my way if you win.
CD
I am trying to think of savoury ways too - one BIG problem with Weetabix is that unless they have liquid with them (usually milk) each mouthful feels like coarse sawdust. A while back (2017) Weetabix tried to promote the idea of Eggs Benedict using Weetabix in place of English muffins. It didn't take and got terrible reviews because of the dryness of the 'biscuit'. Even with Hollandaise poured over, its almost inedible.
There is a short & quite entertaining article about it here. Weetabix with ham and eggs: ‘I nearly choked’.