Camping at my age - not unless it is in a luxury motor home. Which will never happen since those things cost as much as a house.
When we were younger - much younger - we had a slide in camper that slid into the bed of G old F150 pickup truck. We actually had some very nice trips. We tent camped - once.
Now - I want a hotel room with room service and a spa or a cruise where I am waited on hand and foot.
Spoiled? You bet. At my age I deserve the best life has to offer - or the best that we can afford.
My camping has evolved over the years, too, but not as much as yours has.
I started camping when I was about 12. It was a father/son kind of thing, minus my father. I went with other kids and their dads. I had good and bad experiences, but learned a lot, and by the time I was an adult, it was almost all good.
In my 20s and 30s, it was all tent camping -- sometimes backpacking deep into the woods. I worked for REI (a coop for camping, cycling, climbing, paddle-sports and other outdoor adventure sports). They carry the best of the best, and I got it for 30-percent off current pricing, including sale pricing. My backpacking tent weighed 2.8 pounds, my sleeping bag is (I still have it), 2.2 pounds. I also had a car-camping tent that got for 30-percent off sale price. A $600 tent for 300 bucks. I still have that, and still use it about once a year. That one weighs about 7 pounds, and can stand up to incredible winds.
As I moved into my 40s and 50s, sleeping on the ground was not what it used to be, so I built a teardrop camper. It had a sleeping compartment and a galley, covering most of my basic needs. I usually camped with other tear droppers at "gatherings" around Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana. We used our teardrops for sleeping and cooking. The rest of the time was social time, with a big, perpetual campfire. Drinking began right after breakfast. Mid afternoon was redneck margarita time...
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBm04npLu6I
Ours was built by Tony, an engineer, so it looked and worked better.
And water balloon slingshot fight time.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oI2HPutucw
Note: The balloons are biodegradable.
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