Following up the parents/brother meet-up: ended up meeting right at 11AM, which isn't too bad considering everything.
Dad tells the same jokes and stories, but he always weaves them in like a storyteller, and this time, he added to one of his favorites. Here's how it went:
Me: MrsTasty wants to retire to an over-55 community in Floria, but if we have to do that, I'll probably blow my brains out.
Mom: Oh, don't say that! That's horrible!
Me: We couldn't be more opposite; she wants Florida old folks retirement, I want to be in a high-rise, in a big city.
Mom: Like Chicago?
Dad: Chicago? Chicago?! I had to go there once with Little Jack, the plant owner's son. See, the old man, he was Jack, and his boy was Jack, but we just called him Little Jack.
Now, we're driving up there, and Little Jack tells me, 'Buddy, this is Chicago, it ain't Fairfield, and it ain't Cincinnati, it's Chicago. Big city, and they'll pickpocket you just as soon as look at you!'"
"So I said, 'Little Jack, I already got that figured out!' and what I did was, see, was to just cut holes in both my pants pockets. Yessir, a hole in each one, and then, when I felt someone a-rootin' around in one of my pockets, why I just stuck my hand in the other one, reached over, and shook hands with him!"
That joke is older than my dad, but he's since added this bit to it:
"...and that, boys, is how I met your mother."
There was something going on with Mom, though, she seemed more irritated that usual with my dad.