One Christmas 20+ years ago a long time after the affair was supposedly over they got a family Christmas card addressing his mum, dad and
“the boys”.
Except it was a different woman’s first name (not his mums), it was the name of the woman he had been caught having an affair with.
Plus they have two boys AND a girl.
Plus his mum didn’t know anything of the people who sent it.
It was flung on the table in front of everyone at cup of tea time, she wanted an explanation.
I thought Oh hell, this is going to be catastrophic.
But he had taken to sometimes calling his wife by her middle name which was coincidentally the same as the woman he had been having the affair with, I think possibly it was to cover up getting them mixed up.
So when he feigned ignorance and turned it into a big joke everyone believed him.
Except me. I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing. Five of them all laughing and guffawing at the silly people who sent a Christmas card to the wrong house

What amazing skills this man has and how blind are these people?!
I mentioned it to Mr SSOAP after and was summarily dismissed, I was reading too much into it.
I had my suspicions confirmed about 10years after that but that’s another story!
I think they all wanted to believe it so they did.