Post a lie about the poster above

[TastyReuben]

That's not a lie.

The Velvet Curtain collects belly button lint. He likes to call it navel fluff.

Morning Glory just consumed an entire jar of Waitrose mayonnaise.

 

[Lullabelle]

The Velvet Curtain once ate cuy in Peru (sorry Lullabelle).

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

From 1983-87 TR was the wrangler for Tina Turner's hair. His job was to feed it, groom it and take it for regular walks around Nutbush.

 

[karadekoolaid]

Morning Glory recently won Hell´s Kitchen and is now Executive Chef at Gordon Ramsay´s Hotel and Resort in Great Yarmouth.

 

[rascal]

Morning Glory recently won Hell´s Kitchen and is now Executive Chef at Gordon Ramsay´s Hotel and Resort in Great Yarmouth.

Dont knock great yarmouth I've been there.

Russ

 

[caseydog]

Dont knock great yarmouth I've been there.

Russ

Rascal's religious beliefs don't allow him to drink or gamble.

CD

 

[karadekoolaid]

My nephew lives there. The perfect place to go for a romantic weekend with your mother-in-law.
I had a friend who was a don at Cambridge - he reckoned Great Yarmouth should be entirely eliminated from the map.

 

[caseydog]

Karadekooaid really lives in Oxnard, California, under the witness protection program.

CD

 

[FowlersFreeTime]

Caseydog once met Chuck Norris on the set of 1986's Delta Force. To this day, Mr. Norris is the only person who has made a joke about Caseydog's bark being worse than his bite, and survived to tell the tale...

 

[caseydog]

FFT was once arrested for stealing a live lobster from the tank at a Red Lobster restaurant.

CD

 

[Windigo]

FFT was once arrested for stealing a live lobster from the tank at a Red Lobster restaurant.

CD

Caseydog was once seen asking autographs of Snoop Dogg (aka the big dawg)

 

[Wyshiepoo]

Windigo is actually The Netherlands most accomplished spy who makes Jason Bourne look like a wuss.

Her nickname is 'The Shadow Of Death'.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

Wyshiepoo holds the record for the fastest circumnavigation of Guernsey on an inflatable Unicorn.

 

[TastyReuben]

Wyshiepoo hold the record for the fastest circumnavigation of Guernsey on an inflatable Unicorn.

...and TVC knows this because he's the official Timekeeper-At-Large of the Guernsey Inflatable Unicorn Racing Association.

 

[TastyReuben]

...and TVC knows this because he's the official Timekeeper-At-Large of the Guernsey Inflatable Unicorn Racing Association.

How I missed calling that the Guernsey Inflatables Racing League Society (GIRLS), I'll never know.