Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!
Sorry, I love Pink Floyd.
But, your honor, there is no way that this thread should be called Sausages. It no where near encompasses the myriad of tubular meats, nay, tubular foods (yes, even the bad hunters and fishermen, erm, aka vegematarians, have sausages) with which we cook. I cannot quickly think of a culture without them.
So, Worm, your honor, can we change this thread to one describing types of chorizos?
THIS WILL NOT DO.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..
(Lol, sorry. Love that album)