And the cook would send the busboy out back near the dumpster in that patch of grass to get some...And, the manager would go to the kitchen and tell the cook, "We got a couple of Limey tourists out there who want crickets in their eggs."
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I spoiled my kids (stepkids) when I came to live with them and they could never eat eggs that their father cooked again. I did the same thing when I went to visit my cousin and his wife, kids rebelled against their egg-gregious egg cooking after that.On Sunday, I’ll make scrambled eggs the way my mom did - I might even film it.
Some of you may need to take a couple of months off after that, just to recover!
Yep, I have my preferences, but I love eggs, so I’ll eat them just about any way they’re made, and at just about any level of doneness.
Anything with the word "bait" in it (in my world) is put on a hook to catch a larger fish.
Just wait until MG gets a look at that. You are in so much trouble!As promised (or threatened, depending on your POV), here I am making eggs this morning. Please excuse my bony legs, I should have just drunk my coffee black instead of going for the cream:
View: https://youtu.be/9mPL4H-GIlM
For my British friends, I’d give you the freephone number to report egg abuse, but I’m outside your jurisdiction.
To complete the homage to my heritage, I had those with some super-salty cured country ham slices and a biscuit (my mom viewed toast as an indication a person had given up the will to live).
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That "cracked" me up.it is eggxactly as I feared. Your scrambled rubber bullets are no yolk. I'm going to put together an album-en send it to the Special Chicken Crime Squad. I shell be in touch.
My eggs were ready at 1.50" of your video
MommaTasty would see your eggs and say, “Oh Lord, no. Honey, just set down and lemme fix them right for you. No man should be cookin’ anyway.”My eggs were ready at 1.50" of your video
it is eggxactly as I feared. Your scrambled rubber bullets are no yolk. I'm going to put together an album-en send it to the Special Chicken Crime Squad. I shell be in touch.
My eggs were ready at 1.50" of your video
