Lol, Rock. My best buddy from childhood and through our first 40 years, rest his soul, used to say, "Knock the horns off, wipe its a$$, and drag it close enough to the grill to warm it up."
Steak is a pretty wide category. There's lots of popular cuts that require very little prep, and the cook is equally uncomplicated. But then there's various cuts, from super thin, to tough, thick, and fatty; from mechanically tenderized, to enzymatic softening tricks, and so on.
I made a really thick, oddly shaped top round long steak (London Broil) tonight that was pulled from the depths of the garage freezer a few days ago.
It lost a lot of intracellular fluid, and had a weird freezer smell to it. So, I grilled it. I gave it a good dose of salt, pepper, and garlic powder.
The thinner ends were cooked well done, while the very thick center came out rare.
Still, there was a funky freezer taste, so it was A-1 to rescue for some of it, and a 20 year old balsamic vinegar as a drizzle for some more slices. (Yes, the overrated balsamic vinegar worked perfectly, adding both a tart and sweet dimension that masked any flaws).