My fifth entry:
Retro Recipe - Celery Polynesian
When you see something with a name like “Celery Polynesian,” and it’s from my Betty Crocker cookbook, you know you’re in for a dish straight out of suburban America, circa 1956.
This is really easy, just a few ingredients, and I guess it’s the water chestnuts that make it Polynesian? I’m sure that sounded wonderfully exotic to newly-married Doris Wilson, Springtown USA, making dinner to impress her husband’s boss down at the insurance company.
In reality, I don’t think it really comes together to become more than its individual pieces. It doesn’t meld together into a dish, it just tastes like a bowl of chicken soup-flavored celery and water chestnuts…because that’s pretty much all it is.
It doesn’t taste
bad, it’s just that there isn’t much going on. It hints at something developed in some corporate test kitchen…oh, wait - that’s what it is.
The picture above includes some SPAM, because I didn’t know what to serve alongside this, so I thought I’d make it easy on myself and throw some SPAM in there. It didn’t help pull things together much.
If, after that rousing thumbs up, you do decide to make this, please pay attention to the salt notes in the recipe. With dry bouillon, celery salt, and table salt, this was nearly too salty, even after eliminating the table salt.