Well, I can answer that.At the center of my mental glitch with beetroot is that nobody calls carrots "carrotroot," or parsnips "pasniproot." Why beets?
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Back in Neolithic days, when we'd transitioned from hunter-gatherers to a more stationary, agrarian social group, we began planting and harvesting things like parsnips, carrots, and beets.
A typical conversation might be something like:
"Me, Arak, want parsnip for meal when great bright rock in sky go away for many hours. Do Arak-Wife want parsnip?"
That was fine, but then one day this happened:
"Me, Kruld, would like to give Arak beets now!"
"Me, Arak, say Arak would like beets from Kruld! Give beets to Arak, Kruld!"
Kruld began making strange noises with his mouth and spit some mad rhymes for Arak:
"Me Kruld! Me here to say, giving Arak beats is game Kruld play! Kruld swim in wet and walk in dry! Kruld so bad, Arak cry! Boom-chee-chee-boom, yeah! Arak like beets, how Arak like them beats! If alphabet invented now, Kruld spell beats with unusual letter, like beatz!"
Arak smashed Kruld with his club, ending the life of the very first rap artist, and also instructed the other people in his community to call beets beetroot from then on.
History, man, it's fascinating.