The General Chat Thread (2016-2022)

[Yorky]

I slipped on a wet floor and landed on my bum.

I'm 72 and slipped on wet, non slip, tiles in the bathroom last week. Luckily I'd drunk sufficient lager to kill the pain but there was still a significant bruise on my arm four days later.

 

[TastyReuben]

It's never too early for Christmas talk!

 

[Morning Glory]

I slipped on a wet floor and landed on my bum.

I still won't ask what you were doing at the time...

 

[Morning Glory]

It's never too early for Christmas talk!

Did you have to?

 

[caseydog]

I slipped on a wet floor and landed on my bum.

Well, bums are generally bigger with more padding at 51 than in one's 20's.

CD

 

[TastyReuben]

Did you have to?

The Velvet Curtain started it!

 

[caseydog]

The city where I live already has Christmas lights up, they're just not on yet.

No, no, no, no, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

CD

 

[caseydog]

It's never too early for Christmas talk!

Off with his head!!! He's a demon!!!

CD

 

[TastyReuben]

The city where I live already has Christmas lights up, they're just not on yet.

I'll be digging mine out this weekend. Granted, they won't go up yet, but they'll be up by mid-October, and they'll be turned on sometime in early November.

 

[caseydog]

I'll be digging mine out this weekend. Granted, they won't go up yet, but they'll be up by mid-October, and they'll be turned on sometime in early November.

So, what should we do with his disembodied head?

CD

 

[Morning Glory]

So, what should we do with his disembodied head?

CD

The pot of basil?

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

The Velvet Curtain started it!

I'm pretty sure it was the Christians wot started it.

 

[Lullabelle]

Well, bums are generally bigger with more padding at 51 than in one's 20's.

CD

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

Well, bums are generally bigger with more padding at 51 than in one's 20's.

CD

It's been nice knowing you.

 

[TastyReuben]

So, what should we do with his disembodied head?

CD

Adorn it with Christmas lights, maybe?