I’m signed up for all manner of text alerts from our county emergency notification system. These include weather alerts, police activity, road closures, etc.
Today was a new one (it even said in the text “We’ve never sent one of these before”) - geomagnetic storm warning.
Then it went on to explain that two GM storms from the sun are headed to Earth, expected to arrive tomorrow, and detailed how one storm is faster than the other and will overtake and consume the other, specifically calling it a “cannibal storm.”
Then they go as far as to say, “We don’t really know what to expect tomorrow,” which for folks with active imaginations means everything is on the table, up to and including apocalyptic end of days.
How do they tie up their text:
“Summary: Be informed, don’t panic, be ready, and stay the best version of you that you can be!”
That really sounds like something someone tells you right before you’re going to die.