My wife sings and sounds like Diana Krall. She has a voice and can belt out a tune that fills a concert hall no amp.
When she's in bed (like last night) and coughs or especially when she sneezes shingles blow off the house, the cat door starts swinging, the neighbors lights come on, car alarms start.
You could easily jump start a Land Rover with her cough.
I wake up with my ears ringing, my underwear has turned around 180 and I throw on a robe and head out to the RV and sleep there.
I wake up at dawn and she has a hot chocolate drink for me.