Burt Blank
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on long journeys in America I used a motormans friend
The opposite sex are lucky because....
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Burt Blank
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Where do women go to fart ?
Burt Blank
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Thats amazing, I have been married to the fragrant Mrs Blank for 21 years and never heard her fart, I would ask her about it but I'm to frightened in case she starts.
Burt Blank
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No not really, just a frank discussion about sacks.
As I reach my seventieth birthday, my libido has diminished. I resorted to the blue pill. It was a painful nightmare. The first time I took one it stuck in my throat. I had a nasty stiff neck for 24 hrs.
rascal
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My wife was pretty bad, but a specialist suggested taking stuff out. Complete change after that. I had a vasectomy as I didn't want her removing body parts. But we had no choice in the end. We had good friends about 30 years ago, my friends wife was rabid IMHO. We were away one weekend and it turned to custard, she kicked off and threw chairs through windows at the motel we were at. We stopped seeing them then. I ran into Barry a few years ago, he's still with her, and had all his limbs, which surprised me,lol.
Russ
Burt Blank
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How incredible caring.
My first wife decked my with heavy pancake pan, the slight bulge on the left side of my nose was where it broke. All I wanted was golden syrup and lemon on my pancakes.
rascal
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My wife's 5 foot nothing. She quite often says she'd like to punch me in the face.
Russ
My wife is my height and has 30 lbs on me. I do what I'm told.
medtran49
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Men are lucky because they can have hairy legs out in summer without stigma.
I have a skin disease that makes shaving a bad idea, but if I ever walk around without trousers you should see the looks I getsome even point and laugh
I will never forget that one episode of NCIS where Tony was really attracted to a park ranger, until she bent her leg in a way that caused her pants leg to come up some and he saw her hairy legs. The look on his face!
Here's a weird thing - leg/underarm hair on a woman has never really bothered me, but going to the local shops and seeing some guy in a sleeveless t-shirt (or no shirt) with a big bunch of armpit hair sticking out makes me want to barf. 
I did work with a woman who, I think, must have had a hair growth disorder, because that woman was hairy. There's hairy, and then there's hairy, and she was hairier than that.
I did work with a woman who, I think, must have had a hair growth disorder, because that woman was hairy. There's hairy, and then there's hairy, and she was hairier than that.
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Here's a weird thing - leg/underarm hair on a woman has never really bothered me, but going to the local shops and seeing some guy in a sleeveless t-shirt (or no shirt) with a big bunch of armpit hair sticking out makes me want to barf.
I did work with a woman who, I think, must have had a hair growth disorder, because that woman was hairy. There's hairy, and then there's hairy, and she was hairier than that.
PCOS is a hormonal disorder than can cause the famous 'bearded lady' syndrome. I have PCOS too, but in a lighter form. I am grateful I am not as hairy as some women who have this get, but I also have a lot of respect for my sister PCOS ladies who just rock their body hair.
I take a blue pill every night. It stops me rolling out of bed.
Yep, she owned it, that's for sure. I have no idea what treatments there are (if any), but she didn't let it bother her, or if it did, she didn't let on.