I have parchment paper, but only use it for a few things. I really want a Silpat. They cost a lot, but I hate things on a roll, for the most part. They curl up when you go to use them. When I do use parchment paper, I have to hold it down with one hand and put the food on with the other. PITA! I want to cook, not go though a kitchen sobriety test. Stone cold sober, I can't use cling film. Parchment paper is just annoying in comparison, but that's enough.
Am I starting to sound like you? I don't have a lawn, so I can't tell kids to get off it.
CD
The silpats have a problem with browning, I think. There are a couple of tips with parchy that will work against that curl.
Easiest one is to pull off a section of paper, then crumple it up as tightly as possible into a paper wad. Now smooth it back out and it won't curl any more. Of course, that means your cookies will have something in common with me - a wrinkly bottom.
The other way comes with a little story.
My main purpose in using foil or parchy in the oven is to line a baking sheet so I don't have to wash it. I hate washing baking sheets, scraping crud off, so no matter what I'm baking, the sheet almost always gets lined with something.
Foil obviously isn't an issue - it molds right to the pan, but parchy is a pain right in the wazoo.
One day, I'm watching my cooking hero Jacques Pepin, and I don't even remember what he was baking, but he pulled off a big sheet of parchy and started talking about using it, and I got all excited, because I thought, "If anybody knows the 'right' way to use parchy, it'll be Pepin!"
First thing he did was grab his baking sheet and...smear about a tablespoon of butter all over it: "...an' this will
hold your paper in place..."
NOOOOOOO!!! Jacques! The whole point is to keep me from dirtying a baking sheet!
To add insult to injury, he then swiftly (and I mean light speed) grabbed a paring knife, trimmed the ends and cut the corners, so that his paper fit the pan bottom and sides
exactly. Show-off!
Cling film...I order Sta-Tite from Amazon, it seems to have the best ratio of clinging to other stuff while not clinging to itself, and the box comes with a sliding cutter, which is helpful. My dream kitchen would have a big island with rollers fitted at each end to hold rolls of cling film, butcher's paper, wax paper, and parchy.