epicuric
Legendary Member
I am sure that's not true, but it did remind me of a joke I once heard, something along the lines of:My kitchen is white walls and various color surfaces and appliances. I collect dust and clutter. My kitchen will never have its day in Architectural Digest.
That could make cooking in the nude awkward. Not that I cook nude. Heck, I don't even like seeing myself in the mirror when I open up the shower curtain...
My wife was moaning again last night "I get so fed up when I look in the mirror- my boobs are sagging, my a**e has drooped, I've got stretch marks all over" etc. etc.
I turned to her and said "Look on the bright side dear, at least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight"