What made you smile recently (2023)?

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Here’s what made me smile today, and actually laugh out loud:

I had lunch at McD’s, and I always use one of the kiosks to order. The one I used today is scooched right up against the edge of a long table of seats. It’s usually where the old-timers sit for hours on end, solving all the world’s problems.

Today, because I was eating late, it was just an older couple, around 70yo, and why they had me laughing…he was shamelessly flirting with her, and she was loving every second of it.

When I walked up there to order, this is what I happened upon…

Her: “…an’ I gotcher PIN now, hoss, so I might jus’ steal all yer money!”
Him: “Ya could jus’ cut mah pants off an’ get t’mah wallet that way…that’s where all mah money is…but then you’d be in a little trouble, gal!”
Her: “‘Little’ is prob’ly right!”
Him: “Hey now, good things com…arrive in small packages!”
Her: “I don’ care how they arrive, buster, I’m markin’ that deliv’ry ‘Ree-turn to sender!’”
Him: “Oh, I know yer address, sweetheart! I’ll bring it right back!”

This went on and on, they were completely unconcerned that I was standing right there, and she was giggling like a school girl.

I instantly thought they were the best thing I’d encountered all month so far. They were hilariously sweet.
 
TastyReuben said:
Here’s what made me smile today, and actually laugh out loud:

I had lunch at McD’s, and I always use one of the kiosks to order. The one I used today is scooched right up against the edge of a long table of seats. It’s usually where the old-timers sit for hours on end, solving all the world’s problems.

Today, because I was eating late, it was just an older couple, around 70yo, and why they had me laughing…he was shamelessly flirting with her, and she was loving every second of it.

When I walked up there to order, this is what I happened upon…

Her: “…an’ I gotcher PIN now, hoss, so I might jus’ steal all yer money!”
Him: “Ya could jus’ cut mah pants off an’ get t’mah wallet that way…that’s where all mah money is…but then you’d be in a little trouble, gal!”
Her: “‘Little’ is prob’ly right!”
Him: “Hey now, good things com…arrive in small packages!”
Her: “I don’ care how they arrive, buster, I’m markin’ that deliv’ry ‘Ree-turn to sender!’”
Him: “Oh, I know yer address, sweetheart! I’ll bring it right back!”

This went on and on, they were completely unconcerned that I was standing right there, and she was giggling like a school girl.

I instantly thought they were the best thing I’d encountered all month so far. They were hilariously sweet.
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Recently my wife and I were at a working mens club for dinner.we were seated by a big group of old people, 1 guy entered the group and one old guy introduced him. "You guys all remember stickman dont you"
My wife and just got the giggles.

Russ
 
Yorky said:
Yes, it is.
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I haven’t seen that show in years.

We do watch Still Game on Netflix, sort of like Rab meets One Foot in the Grave meets Bottom, without the hilariously gratuitous violence of that last one.
 
TastyReuben said:
I haven’t seen that show in years.

We do watch Still Game on Netflix, sort of like Rab meets One Foot in the Grave meets Bottom, without the hilariously gratuitous violence of that last one.
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I have all those series on disc (along with many others) and re-watch them from time to time. I am currently re-watching "The Detectives" with Jasper Carrot and Robert Powell.
 
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