A joke that came up on Instagram:
Little Johnny was in the garden and whacked a honey bee with a spade. His dad opened the kitchen window and shouted:
"Johnny! Why did you do that? You'll now go a whole month without honey!"
Ten minutes later, dad saw Johnny pulling the wings off a butterfly.
" JOHNNY!! That's cruel! You get no butter for a month!"
At dinner time , mum saw a cockroach running across the kitchen floor and stamped on it.
Johnny said " You know what's going to happen, don't you?"
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