What made you smile recently?

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Native American Chief sitting at the camp fire with his sons.
Son 1 Daddy why did you call me Howling Wolf ?
Chief Well son when you were conceived I stepped out of the tee pee and a wolf was howling.
Son 2 Daddy why did you call me Snarling Bear
Chief Well son when you were conceived I stepped out of the tee pee and a Bare was Snarling
Son 3 Daddy why did you call me Running Deer
Chief Well son when you were conceived I stepped out of the tee pee and a Deer ran past.
Son 4 Daddy why
Chief STFU Two Dogs Screwing and pass the peyote.
An alternative punch line is STFU Broken Rubber and pass the peyote.
 
COVID 19 SELF TEST

A new and easy self-test for Covid 19 is making the rounds and is proving surprisingly efficient in offering the tested positive or negative results. It's really very simple, extremely quick and will provide an almost instantaneous positive or negative result.

First, take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.I tested myself 8 times last night and was virus free every time thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today, because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms of covid.

I'll report my results In the usual reputable medical journals.
 
Yorky said:
COVID 19 SELF TEST

A new and easy self-test for Covid 19 is making the rounds and is proving surprisingly efficient in offering the tested positive or negative results. It's really very simple, extremely quick and will provide an almost instantaneous positive or negative result.

First, take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.I tested myself 8 times last night and was virus free every time thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today, because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms of covid.

I'll report my results In the usual reputable medical journals.
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I was feeling really depressed today, due to not working or leaving the house much, and called my best friend. We were friends in high school in the 70s. We've gotten even closer over the years. Just hearing his voice made me smile. As usual, we talked on the phone for well over an hour. We don't have to try to do that, it just happens. A simple "Happy Birthday" call can last two hours.

One of his thoughts was, "When was the last time you just got in your car, and went for a drive with your camera, and just took pictures for the sake of taking pictures?" It hit me hard, in a good way.

So, that's what made me smile recently.

CD
 
caseydog said:
I was feeling really depressed today, due to not working or leaving the house much, and called my best friend. We were friends in high school in the 70s. We've gotten even closer over the years. Just hearing his voice made me smile. As usual, we talked on the phone for well over an hour. We don't have to try to do that, it just happens. A simple "Happy Birthday" call can last two hours.

One of his thoughts was, "When was the last time you just got in your car, and went for a drive with your camera, and just took pictures for the sake of taking pictures?" It hit me hard, in a good way.

So, that's what made me smile recently.

CD
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Sound advice from someone who matters. Well worth consideration?
 
caseydog said:
I was feeling really depressed today, due to not working or leaving the house much, and called my best friend. We were friends in high school in the 70s. We've gotten even closer over the years. Just hearing his voice made me smile. As usual, we talked on the phone for well over an hour. We don't have to try to do that, it just happens. A simple "Happy Birthday" call can last two hours.

One of his thoughts was, "When was the last time you just got in your car, and went for a drive with your camera, and just took pictures for the sake of taking pictures?" It hit me hard, in a good way.

So, that's what made me smile recently.

CD
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Glad you had a smile.

Russ
 
Yorky said:
COVID 19 SELF TEST

A new and easy self-test for Covid 19 is making the rounds and is proving surprisingly efficient in offering the tested positive or negative results. It's really very simple, extremely quick and will provide an almost instantaneous positive or negative result.

First, take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.I tested myself 8 times last night and was virus free every time thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today, because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms of covid.

I'll report my results In the usual reputable medical journals.
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Please don't let Trump hear about this, or millions of his followers will get drunk, and that can't be a good thing. They will completely ignore the "reputable medical journals." You will be responsible for countless new cases of Covid-19.

CD
 
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