What made you smile recently?
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There is a taco joint in Austin that does funny signs...
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This didn't so much make me smile as cause an outburst of sarcastic laughter.
I received an email from Amazon in which they modestly described themselves as "Earth's Most Customer-Centric Company."
Excuse me while I go and find a bucket.
I received an email from Amazon in which they modestly described themselves as "Earth's Most Customer-Centric Company."
Excuse me while I go and find a bucket.
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Lullabelle
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Awful dresses..
Agreed!
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
This evening's comedy was really good chilled through to the bone but this was the last outside show.
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Funny as a play here on Sunday, miss11 our eldest grandchild loves malt teasers and I put a packet in a bowl on the table in the kitchen. When grandkids arrived they grabbed a few each. Then my wife moved them to the bench corner. Miss 11 was snooping and spotted them. I told her to help herself. Her mother doesn't like them eating sweets. So she's casually eating while looking out for her mother. Suddenly when she had a mouth ful, her mum appeared in the kitchen with us, her reaction was to drop to the floor and go under the kitchen table while eating. Her mother said to her, what are you doing weirdo? I was sniggering behind her back. Wife was also holding back. You gotta spoil grandkids eh?
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A very rare thing happened in college football this weekend. A quadrupple doink missed field goal. The ball hit both goalpost uprights, and the crossbar twice, and fell towards the field, making it a miss. The kicker could do that again if he tried. 
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOT-oWKJWU
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rascal
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A very rare thing happened in college football this weekend. A quadrupple doink missed field goal. The ball hit both goalpost uprights, and the crossbar twice, and fell towards the field, making it a miss. The kicker could do that again if he tried.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOT-oWKJWU
CD
They showed that baseball game maybe your team?? Fielder missed pick up then threw home base where the guy also missed the tag, freaky???
Russ
There is a funny back-story to the Rice football game quadruple doink, that is well known in Texas. Rice is NOT known for their athletic prowess -- they are now for their mental prowess. Rice University is where the smart kids go to college, and study things like mathematics and astro-physics -- and have 4.0 GPAs.
They have a "marching" band called the MOB. They start every halftime show by running out onto the field and mixing around, until they form something -- a shape or a word.
They are major smarta$$es. They particularly go after UT and Texas A&M (Aggies).
Brutal!
They had to hide out once after a game against the Aggies, because they "disrespected" the Aggie mascot, a collie named Reveille.
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