What made you smile recently?

[The Velvet Curtain]

No 20 reminds me of a joke by Jo Brand:

My doctor examined me and said I needed to lose weight.
I asked "how?"
He said "Try doing something that gets you out of breath"
So I started smoking again.

 

[rascal]

I have a friend who says, "off like a herd of turtles" regularly.

CD

I use the term herding cats trying to organise my grandkids,lol.

Russ

 

[Yorky]

 

[Windigo]

 

[TastyReuben]

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When did my brothers become a meme?!?!

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[mjd]

 

[TastyReuben]

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I have to say that, oh, about 25 years ago, that second picture was the standard at one place I worked, and I really missed that when I left.

 

[LissaC]

I will leave this open for interpretation

 

[MypinchofItaly]

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Ok noted!

 

[Windigo]

Learned from the best

 

[Yorky]

Gardening tips....

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[mjd]

I will leave this open for interpretation
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I need a translation here.

 

[mjd]

 

[TastyReuben]

I need a translation here.

"Don't pee here. If you do, expect to have your...'eggs' cut off."