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[LissaC]

I found this on the internet but one of my coworkers says it's a sign close to Huntsville state prison in Texas

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

 

[The Late Night Gourmet]

I found this on the internet but one of my coworkers says it's a sign close to Huntsville state prison in Texas
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Believe it or not, the DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS sign is standard near prisons in the States.

Or, maybe it’s just prisons in Texas and Michigan.

 

[caseydog]

I found this on the internet but one of my coworkers says it's a sign close to Huntsville state prison in Texas
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Yes, that is very true. There are signs like that near all the prisons in Texas. List of Texas state prisons - Wikipedia

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[LissaC]

I really didn't know these signs were common in the US, although I can understand why they are needed. I've never seen signs like these close to prisons in Portugal though.

 

[TastyReuben]

Believe it or not, the DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS sign is standard near prisons in the States.

Or, maybe it’s just prisons in Texas and Michigan.

We have them here as well.

 

[mjd]

I really didn't know these signs were common in the US, although I can understand why they are needed. I've never seen signs like these close to prisons in Portugal though.

One would think the signs shouldn't be necessary. Maybe it's a female thing but I don't pick up hitchhikers PERIOD.

 

[LissaC]

I'd give this kid up for adoption

 

[TastyReuben]

I'd give this kid up for adoption
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1. Guess who's getting an azz-whipping?
2. Guess who's paying out of whatever money they have to replace the mystery cans?
3. Guess whose next...19 meals are coming from those cans?

 

[LissaC]

1. Guess who's getting an azz-whipping?
2. Guess who's paying out of whatever money they have to replace the mystery cans?
3. Guess whose next...19 meals are coming from those cans?

I think I would do the 3rd one! ....to the kids father after I put the children up for adoption, they didn't get this attitude from me I assure you!

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

I think I would do the 3rd one! ....to the kids father after I put the children up for adoption, they didn't get this attitude from me I assure you!

Agreed, the kids would be having lucky dip for their tea for the next three weeks.

 

[TastyReuben]

I think I would do the 3rd one! ....to the kids father after I put the children up for adoption, they didn't get this attitude from me I assure you!

Rest assured, that's not multiple-choice - they'd be getting all three!

 

[The Late Night Gourmet]

1. Guess who's getting an azz-whipping?
2. Guess who's paying out of whatever money they have to replace the mystery cans?
3. Guess whose next...19 meals are coming from those cans?

I like that third one. Guess what’s for dinner (literally)??

 

[The Late Night Gourmet]

My wife lost her debit card somewhere, and for a moment I was concerned that somebody might find it and start charging things with it. Then, I started to worry even more that she was going to find it and start charging things again herself. LOL

 

[LissaC]

Many years ago at a company I worked for, the credit card of one of the company owners was cloned. The administrative lady who received the credit card bills was seeing some porn purchases, but she assumed the boss was using the company credit card to buy porn movies and she didn't want to say anything about that so she didn't. Till one day the bank actually called the guy about some weird credit card expenses, and he was very upset that she actually thought he was spending hundreds of € in porn every month