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A guy went door-to-door looking for work. One homeowner handed him a brush and a can of paint and offered him $150 to paint his porch.

A few hours later, the guy came back to the homeowner and said, "I'm all finished, but you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." 🚗 🎨 🚙
 
TastyReuben said:
A guy went door-to-door looking for work. One homeowner handed him a brush and a can of paint and offered him $150 to paint his porch.

A few hours later, the guy came back to the homeowner and said, "I'm all finished, but you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." 🚗 🎨 🚙
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mjd said:
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Not to ruin your joke, but I actually have an answer to that. Retailers require packaging on some items that is nearly impossible to open to prevent "shrink," which is a retail term for shoplifting. When I worked for a software company (and software was actually sold in stores instead of downloaded online), we had to design packaging that nobody could easily open and get the disks out of.

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detroitdad said:
lol......... I'm headed to Dallas in August to meet up with some friends for four days of poker!!!
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Oh, man, I'll be out of town that four days. :whistling:

I have a friend/former boss who hosts a pretty big-deal poker game in his home in Highland Park. I'm guessing it is pretty high stakes.

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TastyReuben said:
A guy went door-to-door looking for work. One homeowner handed him a brush and a can of paint and offered him $150 to paint his porch.

A few hours later, the guy came back to the homeowner and said, "I'm all finished, but you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." 🚗 🎨 🚙
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Ahem... it is pronounced Poor-Sha, two syllables. :smug:

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HOW TO MAKE A GOOD CUP OF YORKSHIRE TAY

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