What made you smile recently?

[mjd]

 

[mjd]

 

[mjd]

 

[Yorky]

 

[Windigo]

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

 

[Wyshiepoo]

It is a common source of jokes about people from Liverpool that they are all petty thieves and criminals, a stereotype from the same source as: All Yorkshiremen are tight with money, all Londoners are rude and arrogant, and all Welshmen have an unnatural interest in sheep.

So. What do you call a Scouser in a tie?
The defendant.

It was so cold the other day, I saw a scouser with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[mjd]

 

[mjd]

 

[TastyReuben]

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That reminds me of one of my dad's favorite old saws about how, " 'ceptin' birthin' young'uns, everything a woman does, a man does better! Women are supposed to cook...best cooks are chefs - men. Woman are supposed to sew...best sewin' is done by tailors...men. Women are supposed to be healers...best doctors...men!"

 

[mjd]

That reminds me of one of my dad's favorite old saws about how, " 'ceptin' birthin' young'uns, everything a woman does, a man does better! Women are supposed to cook...best cooks are chefs - men. Woman are supposed to sew...best sewin' is done by tailors...men. Women are supposed to be healers...best doctors...men!"

So there!

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[MypinchofItaly]

 

[Windigo]

 

[MypinchofItaly]

At first glimpse I thought it was an eel-muppet head