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Well, they are going to feed rats to the snakes regardless. It's a good way for the zoo to raise funds to care for the animals.

I understand that but the main reason I could never own a reptile is that they require live food, I know that is nature but I could not feed an animal to another animal.
 
I understand that but the main reason I could never own a reptile is that they require live food, I know that is nature but I could not feed an animal to another animal.
I'm with you on that. I'm pretty sure someone doesn't have to go watch it, they can just donate their $25 and let their ex and their friends know about it.

I can't see me ever owning a reptile because they don't bond or have visible emotions, just creatures of instinct. What's the point of having a pet then? I'd want something cute and cuddly.
 
And they are still married?
She passed away several years ago (cancer), but they were married probably close to 25 years, so yeah.

Everybody knows not to get in between my brother and his fishing. You’ll lose every time. This story isn’t as extreme as that, but you’ll get the idea.

He’d just bought a fishing cabin on a lake, and he wanted me to come up and see it, so he kept inviting me up and inviting me up, and I finally agreed and drove the two hours to get there.

I got there, and the cabin was locked up tight, and no one was around, so I called him and said, “Hey, I’m here, are you at the store or something?”

“Nah, I’m out on the lake, just hang tight and I’ll be back in a couple of hours.”

No offer to come back early, no offer to even swing by the dock and pick me up. Nothing ever interrupts his fishing!
 
Tonight's show was the first outing of a new one hour set by Diane Spencer. Absolute filth from start to finish, I loved it. It included a reprise of my favourite routine she has done. Youtube 'Diane Spencer British Married' if you want to see the nsfw sketch.
 
Sometimes, reality is funnier than fiction (you only need to watch the first couple of minutes, at the most)...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd9RifhL-cA


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Did anyone notice the Tweet reply from Spanish Chef Jose Andres, "The Gazpacho police was created by me in 1993 to make sure no one will add Tabasco or jalapeño or strange things to my beloved soup!" :laugh:

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I understand that but the main reason I could never own a reptile is that they require live food, I know that is nature but I could not feed an animal to another animal.

We feed frozen, thawed. Responsible owners train their reptiles to eat frozen, thawed as putting a live rat or mouse in a cage with a reptile that doesn't eat it right away could result in a minimal to fatal injury to the reptile.
 
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