Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He's late for a meeting and looking for a parking space but can't find one. In desperation, he turns his face upwards and says, "Lord, if you find me a parking space, I promise that I'll eat only Kosher and will respect Shabbat and all the holidays."
Miraculously, a space opens up just in front of him. He turns his face back up and says, "Never mind, I just found one!"