Well, I’ll just have to pretend I’m international jewel thief and playboy Pablo Sabrosa, temporarily detained by Interpol, until I get my chance to seduce the warden’s secretary and splash my cuppa hot Pickwick into the guard’s face and make my daring escape.As for Pickwick tea, I hope you like it. I only drink it if I have to, it's what you get in hospital, prison, and other institutions here.
Yes, I did realize that by splashing the guard with my hot tea, it made the seduction of the secretary completely unnecessary, but I’m Pablo Sabrosa, international jewel thief and playboy! Seduction is always necessary!