@SatNavSaysStraightOn, @rascal - one of the funniest/best long weekends I've ever had took place in the Lake District.
We booked a three-day mystery coach tour. On the trip:
1. The driver was a last-minute replacement and had neither driven that particular bus nor ever been to the Lake District.
2. In the middle of summer, he managed to jam the heat on and couldn't figure out how to turn it off.
3. The tour company forgot to include a map for the route (in the days before GPS).
4. It was easy to find the hotel, though...when we pulled into town, it was the one on fire.
5. One wrong turn, then another, then another, and our massive super-modern coach ended up on a...whatever is less than a single-track road - like a tractor path. The driver turned the bus around in a cow field. Just think about that.
6. The holiday-makers finally revolted when he drove past the Beatrix Potter house, announcing that what was supposed to be the highlight of the day was "frightfully busy." A cadre of older women stormed the front of the coach and physically threatened him if he didn't take us back to the house.
Several weeks later, surprise! We got a partial refund from the tour company.
We booked a three-day mystery coach tour. On the trip:
1. The driver was a last-minute replacement and had neither driven that particular bus nor ever been to the Lake District.
2. In the middle of summer, he managed to jam the heat on and couldn't figure out how to turn it off.
3. The tour company forgot to include a map for the route (in the days before GPS).
4. It was easy to find the hotel, though...when we pulled into town, it was the one on fire.
5. One wrong turn, then another, then another, and our massive super-modern coach ended up on a...whatever is less than a single-track road - like a tractor path. The driver turned the bus around in a cow field. Just think about that.
6. The holiday-makers finally revolted when he drove past the Beatrix Potter house, announcing that what was supposed to be the highlight of the day was "frightfully busy." A cadre of older women stormed the front of the coach and physically threatened him if he didn't take us back to the house.
Several weeks later, surprise! We got a partial refund from the tour company.