Chips, French Fries, Wedges and Any Other Hot Stick Shaped Potatoes

[SandwichShortOfAPicnic]

My only issue with that (because Felicity is generally painstaking in her research) is that: 1) rinse the chips thoroughly 2) blanch the chips 3) fry at 120C until soft 4) remove, pat dry and refrigerate 5) finish until crisp and golden 6) thermometer required.
Waaaayyy too complicated!

Well it is called 'How To Fry Perfect Chips' not 'How To Make Chips Fast’!

 

[TastyReuben]

I always eat more potatoes than roast beef, as does MrsT. That woman is made of potatoes!

 

[SandwichShortOfAPicnic]

I always eat more potatoes than roast beef, as does MrsT. That woman is made of potatoes!

Yesterday Mr SSOAP asked me what my DJ handle would be, I replied Miss Potato

 

[JAS_OH1]

Yesterday Mr SSOAP asked me what my DJ handle would be, I replied Miss Potato

Hmmm, that doesn't exactly fill the listener with enthusiasm lol. What have we to look forward to? Potato themed folk songs? Not many out there I'd think. I'm sure TastyReuben could rework lyrics to existing songs to help you out with that.

 

[TastyReuben]

Yesterday Mr SSOAP asked me what my DJ handle would be, I replied Miss Potato

MrsT’s blood type is…starch.

 

[TastyReuben]

I'm sure @TastyReuben could rework lyrics to existing songs to help you out with that.

I’m thinking of reworking Eye of the Tiger and calling it Eye of the Tater.

 

[SandwichShortOfAPicnic]

Hmmm, that doesn't exactly fill the listener with enthusiasm lol. What have we to look forward to? Potato themed folk songs? Not many out there I'd think. I'm sure TastyReuben could rework lyrics to existing songs to help you out with that.

Miss Potato? A lot of variety from the popular chip tracks to La Bonnotte Fondant, what a gal

 

[JAS_OH1]

Miss Potato? A lot of variety from the popular chip tracks to La Bonnotte Fondant, what a gal

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MtEIVMaYOL8

 

[SandwichShortOfAPicnic]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MtEIVMaYOL8

When I listen to that I’m amazed more people haven’t heard of Melanie Martinez

 

[JAS_OH1]

When I listen to that I’m amazed more people haven’t heard of Melanie Martinez

I was one of them.

 

[Barriehie]

I’m thinking of reworking Eye of the Tiger and calling it Eye of the Tater.

Here's a start...

[Chorus]
It's the eye of the tater, it's the thrill of the fry
Risin' up to the challenge of our cooking
And the last known tater stalks his prey on the plate
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tater

 

[karadekoolaid]

Well it is called 'How To Fry Perfect Chips' not 'How To Make Chips Fast’!

Yep, you're absolutely right!
The photo I posted of "my perfect chips" was taken in Rye, Sussex - I think 2015. I drove down to Rye with my bro and my wife and we ended up in Marino's Fish bar. The bloke that ran the kitchen was Lithuanian, or Latvian, or something. My bro, who was a chef all his life, declared that the chips were the best ever, and we asked the cook how he did them.
5 minutes at 160C/320 F. Take them out , let them drain then re-fry at 190C/375F.

 

[badjak]

5 minutes at 160C/320 F. Take them out , let them drain then re-fry at 190C/375F

That's how I cook them