Crisp (chips in the US) flavours

[SandwichShortOfAPicnic]

Yet you like chicken or other meat flavored crisps...

Yer but ‘supermarket flavour’ would surely be a new low
What would it even taste of? Delicately flavoured with floors cleaned by a mouldy mop, chiller cabinet funk and eau de general public?

 

[TastyReuben]

 

[karadekoolaid]

They might all work.
Mango ( as long as it's green) would work as an acidic touch with the hot pepper; arrabiata is basically tomato with hot pepper, although adding crushed pepper to it is tautological; honey mustard dressing has to be good.
Will they sell, though?

 

[TastyReuben]

Will they sell, though?

As they’re on clearance at TJ/TK Maxx…I think we know the answer to that.