If you've ever been unfortunate enough to watch a Mexican "
Novela" (Soap) , you'll know they are the most artificial form of entertainment on the planet. Almost all the actors and actresses look anything but Mexican: there's always loads of crying, fights, screaming, adultery, unexpected pregnancy, a murder or two, someone in hospital, and a priest.
AND a really appalling theme song.
The latter is what I've got stuck in my brain right now
I think I'll go and eat a faceful of habaneros, see if it goes away.