I care nothing for smoking foods, but I do like to watch those episodes because:
1. He looks like a crazed version of one of my brothers, and
2. There’s no end to what he’ll smoke, all explained in his somewhat demented low-key monotone:
“We’re at the SmokeBlast 4000, where I’ve got a pork…shoulder in a coffee…rub smoking…and we’ll serve that with a…beautiful smoked coleslaw…using my…small box smoker for that…and smoked dill pickles will make a…nice addition and we smoke those with…fresh dill that’s been soaked in…smoked water…and that all gets washed down with a…smoked sweet iced tea made with…lemons I smoked over a fire…in the back yard…and of course for dessert we have smoked vanilla bean ice cream and that has to be cold smoked…in a freezer I converted…to a smoke chamber…because…it’s ice cream…”