Make breakfast
Work*
Make salad and dressing
Make pizza
Paint shed roof
Pick up meds
Watch lots of Euro-horror movies
*I reported earlier I have to work today. Turns out, it's the most pointless thing in the world.
There's a big testing effort going on, related to an acquisition we made last year, and I have to report a status every four hours that there are either no issues in our live environment, there are issues in our live environment that won't affect testing, or there are issues in our live environment that will affect testing. Easy, but annoying, since we already are staffed with an on-call person, but that was deemed insufficient.
We were talking about "management speak" earlier somewhere on here, and since they cooked this up on Thursday, I've heard one phrase over and over that's since gotten under my skin: "eyes on glass."
Like so:
"...so we're asking live support teams to report status every four hours. You won't have to be
eyes on glass, but be prepared to get online if something in your area happens."
"...this is just a periodic update of your systems, no need to be
eyes on glass for this, folks..."
"...the question is, will you be expected to be dialed in to the conference call, and the answer is no, just be able to provide a quick update every four hours. There's no
eyes on glass requirement..."
Oh, shut up!