medtran49
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Well, I ended up having to make the brine. He was just going to dump everything in with the water and turkey, then hope everything dissolved. Nor did he bother measuring the water, which we all know you have to do to get the right proportions.
So, I was going to let him try without heating the water, but made him dump out the existing water and measure. He told me 5 cups. I thought that couldn't be right so made him confirm. 5 cups. Okay, so I'm doing the math for the salt, brown sugar, etc., then he asked if I was sure the salt was right for 20 cups of water. Argument then ensued over what he said, 5 cups vs 20. At that point, I said F-it to myself, told him I'd make it, got up from the couch where i was doing the math, dumped all the water out, refilled with 18 cups of water, then made the brine the right way using about 4 cups of water out of the container with the turkey in it. The hot brine is cooling now and I have a headache.
The above is why I do the vast majority of the cooking now, between wanting to do things the easy/lazy way, getting mixed up about amounts, not being able to find ingredients even though things have been in the same places for literally years, not following directions, arguments, etc.
For those that are new and don't know, my DH had some really bad medical issues just over 4 years ago, was in hospital for over a month, had a stroke while in the hospital, and had a months long recovery, but was never the same, and never will be. He used to cook and real BBQ a lot, and extremely rarely does either now.
So, I was going to let him try without heating the water, but made him dump out the existing water and measure. He told me 5 cups. I thought that couldn't be right so made him confirm. 5 cups. Okay, so I'm doing the math for the salt, brown sugar, etc., then he asked if I was sure the salt was right for 20 cups of water. Argument then ensued over what he said, 5 cups vs 20. At that point, I said F-it to myself, told him I'd make it, got up from the couch where i was doing the math, dumped all the water out, refilled with 18 cups of water, then made the brine the right way using about 4 cups of water out of the container with the turkey in it. The hot brine is cooling now and I have a headache.
The above is why I do the vast majority of the cooking now, between wanting to do things the easy/lazy way, getting mixed up about amounts, not being able to find ingredients even though things have been in the same places for literally years, not following directions, arguments, etc.
For those that are new and don't know, my DH had some really bad medical issues just over 4 years ago, was in hospital for over a month, had a stroke while in the hospital, and had a months long recovery, but was never the same, and never will be. He used to cook and real BBQ a lot, and extremely rarely does either now.
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