Post a lie about the poster above

[JAS_OH1]

Okay, I think a lot of people might have been stumped on where to go after this and who to go after, so I will go after both TastyReuben and caseydog, who both have a photo of John Cleese in heart-shaped frames on their nightstands, and who often break into song at inopportune moments (like in the queue at the grocery checkout).

Okay so the last part is likely true.

Next.

 

[rascal]

Okay, I think a lot of people might have been stumped on where to go after this and who to go after, so I will go after both TastyReuben and caseydog, who both have a photo of John Cleese in heart-shaped frames on their nightstands, and who often break into song at inopportune moments (like in the queue at the grocery checkout).

Okay so the last part is likely true.

Next.

I can imagine tasty doing the German walk, dont mention the war lol

Russ

 

[caseydog]

Rascal tells the absolute funniest lies about the poster above him.

CD

 

[rascal]

M

Rascal tells the absolute funniest lies about the poster above him.

CD

MY wife knows when I'm lying, apparently my nose twitches

Russ

 

[karadekoolaid]

Russ´s nose twitches because he spent his youth watching all the episodes of "Bewitched".

 

[caseydog]

Karedekoolaid just made a down payment on a mobile home in rural Kentucky. As a bonus, it has a 1985 Trans Am in the front yard. All it needs is an engine.

CD

 

[karadekoolaid]

Caseydog has the engine in his backyard - but will only give it to me if I sell him my collection of "Ken" dolls.

 

[JAS_OH1]

karadekoolaid hates tomatoes.

 

[Windigo]

karadekoolaid hates tomatoes.

Jas_oh1 has a mousebutton that's stuck on 'like' that's why she seems so nice to everyone

 

[Master Cutler]

Windigo once put olive oil in a car engine. When the mechanic explained that the engine had seized Windigo ask if it was because the oil was not extra virgin.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

MC lives in Mansfield because Rotherham is too posh for him*


* a joke just for the Brits.

 

[Morning Glory]

The Velvet Curtain lives in Leicester because he is an aficionado of extreme ironing, which it is claimed was invented by Leicester resident Phil Shaw (known as 'Steam' in extreme ironing circles) . TVC goes by the nickname 'Cordless'.

Extreme ironing

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

The Velvet Curtain lives in Leicester because he is an aficionado of extreme ironing, which it is claimed was invented by Leicester resident Phil Shaw (known as 'Steam' in extreme ironing circles) . TVC goes by the nickname 'Cordless'.

Extreme ironing

Time out.

You will never guess which pub it was invented in A friend of mine knows him, but I've never met the guy.

Time in

 

[TastyReuben]

MG, in an abrupt reversal of her anti-marriage ways, has just announced her impending nuptials to...Mr. Blobby:

courtesy of Wikipedia

"Who needs tall, dark, and handsome when you can get fat, pink, and spotted instead?," said the blushing bride-to-be.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

TRs bathroom remodelling business got off to a solid start.