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[caseydog]

JAS_OH1's husband does all the cooking and cleaning, and she takes credit for it here.

CD

 

[JAS_OH1]

A photo of CD this Christmas at his parent's house:

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

JAS_OH1 is waiting for the next software release when she can upgrade to JAS_OH2.

 

[Master Cutler]

The Velvet Curtain has a butler and house maid athome.

 

[ElizabethB]

Master Cutler is the inspiration for Edward Scissor Hands.

 

[caseydog]

ElizebethB is now ElizebethG since she FINALLY got married.

CD

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

Caseydog hasn't been quite the dog he used to be since his wife took him for " the operation".

 

[JAS_OH1]

Caseydog hasn't been quite the dog he used to be since his wife took him for " the operation".

The Velvet Curtain remembers that operation quite well from when Lu took him so many years ago...

 

[caseydog]

On the first Friday of every month, JAS_OH1 hosts a Covid super-spreader party in her home. No vaccines or masks allowed.

CD

 

[TastyReuben]

Caseydog's New Year's resolution is to finally switch to a vegan diet, so he'll be enjoying a traditional New Year's Day meal of...tofu and sauerkraut.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

Sauerkraut is TR's safe word.

 

[karadekoolaid]

TVC keeps all his money is a pillowcase hidden under the bed, ever since he left the Hunt Syndicate.

 

[Master Cutler]

Karadekoolaid bathes in yak's milk every Saturday.

 

[karadekoolaid]

Karadekoolaid bathes in yak's milk every Saturday

..but only when I can catch the bloomin´ yak.
Master Cutler´s name is actually an anagram of the Muster Cartel - of which he is El Capo.

 

[JAS_OH1]

karadekoolaid is actually Ralph Macchio from the Karate Kid original movie and just changed some of the letters in his username in Cooking Bites as a sad attempt to fool us.