PabloLerntKochen
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Time to celebrate with a big piece of good quality meat smoked on your favorite wood
First order of business: longhorn cattle horns across the hood of his Mini.Not to be nosey, but you know I will be, What will you do with your dough-joe?
First order of business: longhorn cattle horns across the hood of his Mini.
First order of business: buy another MINI.Um, I sold the MINI last year.
Second order of business: some of those Scottish shorthorn cattle horns across the hood of his new MINI.Besides, longhorns only belong on Cadillacs. Every Texan knows that.
Even I knew that from macklemore video.Um, I sold the MINI last year.
Besides, longhorns only belong on Cadillacs. Every Texan knows that.
CD
Soooo, about twice a year, I will use spare singles (dolar bills) to buy lottery tickets. Of course, I neveer win. Well, I think I won five bucks a couple of times.
On Wednesday, I was at 7-Eleven, and had three singles in change from a purchase, so I bought three lottery tickets. They I completely forgot about it. Once again, I can't sleep tonight, so I was surfing the web, and decided to check my numbers, just to find out I lost, again. The jackpot was $97-million (cash option). I did NOT win that... nobody did. But, I had 4 out of 5 numbers (along with 4 other people). That's good for $100,000!!!
I never win ANYTHING. How did this happen?!
I won't be sleeping anytime soon. Because of the amount, I can't turn in my ticket until Monday at the lottery office in Dallas. That's going to be a nerve-wracking drive.
The guy at 7-Eleven who sold me the ticket is kind of a friend of mine -- he's been there for years. He will get something from the lottery, and so will the store owner (who is a b--ch).
A big chunk of my winnings will go to income taxes, but I should still have over half of it. I'm a "glass half full" guy, so I'm not going to complain about the taxes.
CD
caseydog do you have an alarm system?
But for some of us, this news came on the 2nd April! Lol.I do so much love April 1 (or 1 April). It is such a fun day. You can do things like tell your friends you won the lottery.
CD