Well, I don't know about a dumb ol' kiwi boy, but I'll tell you...nachos made with tater tots.
On the off-chance you don't have tater tots there, they're frozen ready-made potato croquettes, more or less. Kids love 'em, and adults do to, though they won't always admit to it.
So, bake a sheet pan of tots, then throw taco meat on top, beans, and cheese, then back in the oven for a few minutes to melt that together, then top with chopped onion, peppers, sour cream, whatever you like.
Total trash food, but very good anyway.
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