Burt Blank
Legendary Member
Just like Mrs Blank. We have fun here if we go to a fish restaurant that is not family or friend own. I ask to see the fish platter in English. They think we are tourists. Out comes Metro/ Makro's finest, Mrs Blank can kill a lying waiter from 20 metres with her very fruity Croatian dialect.We get our food. Instead of just digging in, like I do, she starts deconstructing everything, looking for something to complain about. She does this with every restaurant meal. Always has.