There is such a thing as thick crust pizza. What you need to master, is the right temperature and time to do a thick crust, so that it doesn't burn anywhere or isn't underdone.
I'm (very) aware of thick crust pizza, thank you (I do make pizza often and always from scratch. I don't "do" premade much because of my upbringing, my anaphylaxis and because it is so easy to make), but
a) it wasn't what we were actually aiming for yesterday,
b) I have temperamental oven which comes with the territory when you are tenants (the cheapest ovens go in & at my last place the hottest it went to was 160°C and was that small, none of my baking trays actually fitted. This one is better but still has issues.)
c) the size of the pizza was too big for the oven due to
d) which is the fundamental problem, I made a schoolgirl mistake by following the recipe. It happens from time to time.
It had nothing whatsoever to do with the temperature or the time in the oven.
When I write up recipes on CB I write them for those who live at "normal" altitude where yeast (& pressure cookers) works as expected - in the UK altitude doesn't affect much unless you're trying to make a brew in the middle of winter dug into a snowdrift on the top of Ben Nevis
Only I don't actually live at such altitude anymore and things like yeast, baking in general and using a pressure cooker are all affected by the altitude...
for my altitude, that recipe actually had 4 to 5 times too much yeast in it.
Simply I should have only used 1 gram of dried instant yeast, not the 1¼ tsp that the recipe (and the side of the yeast packet) states! Atmospheric pressure has a lot to account for. Yesterday It was holding a relative, rather than an absolute, pressure of around 900 hPa. The barometer I brought with me from the UK, given to me by my late Grandfather doesn't actually go any lower than 950 hpa and has taken a significant amount of adjusting to get it functioning as has my old pendulum wooden wall clock.
And given I have another yeasted item proofing in my mud room, I need to go and talk to it and convince it that it doesn't need to take over the world, only my oven (again)