Okay, so I thought that since turkey was one of the first foods listed it would be easy to follow. I was posting on my phone and I hate typing lengthily on my phone keyboard, so maybe that was part of the problem.
It took nearly a week to thaw that turkey because I left it frozen in an ice chest in my garage and it's rather chilly out there. I moved it inside to the kitchen refrigerator on Sunday. Monday it still had ice crystals, so today I am going to cook it finally.
I will make small incisions in the turkey skin and stuff sliced (lengthwise) raw jalapenos and garlic cloves that are partially cooked but not pasty (easier to get under the skin), then inject the turkey with a butter/garlic/salt mixture and slow roast (I opted not to brine the bird for this reason). I will be stuffing the bird with a jalapeno stuffing as well.
I think that clears it up?