What made you smile recently (2024)?
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Timenspace
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'T was a while ago, but I forgot to post, I had good laughs with all sorts of bloopers a language teacher shared on yt.
One that I remembered was:
The description is in the link box...
Which she actually wanted in the reverse order, but it still makes sense.
One that I remembered was:
The description is in the link box...
Which she actually wanted in the reverse order, but it still makes sense.
Timenspace
Legendary Member
Today I noticed this cute symbol at the bus station , on my way back from the edu:
And it did actually mark the chimney sweeper's office.
And it did actually mark the chimney sweeper's office.
So…a chimney sweep who’s also a…I want to say…wizard?Today I noticed this cute symbol at the bus station , on my way back from the edu:
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And it did actually mark the chimney sweeper's office.
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
Timenspace
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I don't know.
I may have to knock on that door...
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
You know you're getting old when someone comments on your beautiful alligator shoes... and you're barefoot.
You know when you're old when you go the the hospital for a blood transfusion and they tell you that type has been discontinued.
You know when you're old when you go the the hospital for a blood transfusion and they tell you that type has been discontinued.
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That reminds me of a joke that goes something like,
Husband: “Honey, pull your nylons up.”
Wife: “I’m not wearing any!”
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
Met an old school buddy in the pub the other day.
He'd gone off the straight and narrow: petty theft, shoplifting and finally burglary. 3 or 4 successes, then he got put inside for 2 years. Just got out.
So I said to him:
"What have you been up to ,then, since you got out?"
"Ooooh,", he said, "I've gone back to my old ways, no-one wants to employ a felon. I broke into this place last night and got two amazing pictures! One's worth $2,000,000 and the other's worth $1,750,000!!! I've got them in the boot of the car! Wanna look?"
So we went to his car and he opened the boot/trunk.
I said:
" you just robbed a Real Estate agent..."
He'd gone off the straight and narrow: petty theft, shoplifting and finally burglary. 3 or 4 successes, then he got put inside for 2 years. Just got out.
So I said to him:
"What have you been up to ,then, since you got out?"
"Ooooh,", he said, "I've gone back to my old ways, no-one wants to employ a felon. I broke into this place last night and got two amazing pictures! One's worth $2,000,000 and the other's worth $1,750,000!!! I've got them in the boot of the car! Wanna look?"
So we went to his car and he opened the boot/trunk.
I said:
" you just robbed a Real Estate agent..."