What made you smile recently (2024)?

[rascal]

Here's one for you medtran.

 

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[Barriehie]

 

[karadekoolaid]

There's a blind man walking down the street with his guide dog. The dog suddenly stops and p**s on the man's leg.
The man puts his hand in his pocket, takes out a dog biscuit, and gives it to the dog.
A passerby stops and says to the man:
"Wow! What a wonderful gesture! What a very kind man you are! Your dog p**d on your leg, and you reward him!"
The blind man replied:
"No, it's not what you think. I was just trying to locate his mouth so I can kick him in the b***s!!!"

 

[Barriehie]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Barriehie]

 

[rascal]

 

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[TastyReuben]

 

[Barriehie]

Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Lookee here! We could buy a whole gob o' these, take 'em back to Georgia, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us."

Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know we is from Georgia."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I'll back up my pickup and...."

"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Y'all from Georgia, ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come y'all knowed that?"

"Because this is a Dry-Cleaners."

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Short walk that first walk

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[karadekoolaid]

"Make sure you raise your left leg..."
I'll just check that the dog is not around. He may get the wrong idea

 

[rascal]