The Velvet Curtain
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My wife has the body of a 21 year old.
Now she wants me to help her bury it.
Now she wants me to help her bury it.
In related news:My wife has the body of a 21 year old.
Now she wants me to help her bury it.
Here's a true chihuahua story.
I must have been 19, or 20 years old, and was doing a Xmas post round (all students did them, for extra cash) in my village. I was with Pat (can't remember his real name) the postman and we had to deliver to the local Lord Of The Manor. He wasn't a lord, but had been the captain of two WWII destroyers and a former MP, decorated for valour, etc. Really nice bloke!
We got about 50 yards from the front door, with a boatload of post, and out rushed the chihuahuhahuahua, barking hysterically. It tried to bite Postman Pat, who deftly lifted it onto his boot and punted it about 20 yards...
Just at that moment, the door of the Manor opened and out came the Lord. We froze.
"Bloody good show, old chap! Damn dog is a perishing nuisance!"
(Actually a true story!)
Give that man a pay raise!
He's Spanish. Jesús Providez.Give that man a pay raise!
I will not be sitting on top of a bonfire tonight.
I'm not that kind of Guy.
Tmi lu lol
Russ