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lastmanstanding said:
Among the jumbled sentences was this one:
upon/had/once/I/girl/a/time/a
The expected answer was "Once upon a time I had a girl"
But one student wrote
"Once upon a girl I had a time"
The teacher had to mark it correct because it was the grammar class.
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Here in Liberal California the kid would have his parents contacted, be expelled from school and be listed with law enforcement as a potential sex offender. If he had a prior incident, he would be separated from his parents and sent to a juvenile reform school. :laugh:
 
flyinglentris said:
Here in Liberal California the kid would have his parents contacted, be expelled from school and be listed with law enforcement as a potential sex offender. If he had a prior incident, he would be separated from his parents and sent to a juvenile reform school. :laugh:
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It wouldn't go much better for the kid in Conservative Texas. Maybe worse.

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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men on the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,

"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me !"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. "You'll really love my place.

The grass is almost a foot high"
 
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