What made you smile recently?

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(@EXPOTUS is feeling frustrated in Mar-a-Lago)

@EXPOTUS: Siri! @EXPOTUS talking. Do you read me?
Siri: Syntax error
@EXPOTUS: Err...Siri
Siri: Good evening, Mr BH (BigHand - also bra in Swedish). How can I be of your assistance?
@EXPOTUS: Send video #119879 to TikTok with text ”I’ll be back in some form!"
Siri: Video #119879 sent to TikTok with text "I'll be back in sum form"
@EXPOTUS: Great job.
Siri: Math Assistant activated. Application form for great job available online.
@EXPOTUS: WTF???
Siri: Math Assistant activated. Application form for great job available online. F__k is a biological phenomena in which a male p____s enters a females v____a.
@EXPOTUS: Da???
Siri: Code word activated. Connecting Volodya.
@EXPOTUS: No, no, no...
Volodya Pjutin: Donnie, mjy comrad. I'm in the midjle of sometjing. I'll get bak tou you... - mjaybe.
@EXPOTUS: It wasn't me - it was this f___ing Siri that called you. Vova...
Volodya Pjutin: Bygones...
Siri: Denial message received. No call. Disconnecting Volodya.
@EXPOTUS: F___k
Siri: Code word activated. Connecting #1-900-12345...

(and this goes on and on and on - for hours)
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Btw, an orange uniform would suit him.
 
Hemulen said:
(@EXPOTUS is feeling frustrated in Mar-a-Lago)

@EXPOTUS: Siri! @EXPOTUS talking. Do you read me?
Siri: Syntax error
@EXPOTUS: Err...Siri
Siri: Good evening, Mr BH (BigHand - also bra in Swedish). How can I be of your assistance?
@EXPOTUS: Send video #119879 to TikTok with text ”I’ll be back in some form!"
Siri: Video #119879 sent to TikTok with text "I'll be back in sum form"
@EXPOTUS: Great job.
Siri: Math Assistant activated. Application form for great job available online.
@EXPOTUS: WTF???
Siri: Math Assistant activated. Application form for great job available online. F__k is a biological phenomena in which a male p____s enters a females v____a.
@EXPOTUS: Da???
Siri: Code word activated. Connecting Volodya.
@EXPOTUS: No, no, no...
Volodya Pjutin: Donnie, mjy comrad. I'm in the midjle of sometjing. I'll get bak tou you... - mjaybe.
@EXPOTUS: It wasn't me - it was this f___ing Siri that called you. Vova...
Volodya Pjutin: Bygones...
Siri: Denial message received. No call. Disconnecting Volodya.
@EXPOTUS: F___k
Siri: Code word activated. Connecting #1-900-12345...

(and this goes on and on and on - for hours)
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The way that the international community carries on about condemning a US President and praising another says a lot about how important the US Presidency is internationally. It's almost like our President is your President. You just can't vote them into or out of office.

It really astounds me.

Of course, we in the USA watch out for the heads of state for Russia and China, but not in the same way.
 
Neighbors heat went out and I had the parts and fixed it.
It was cold last night.

A “klixon” and a “sail switch.”
I dont live in the world where I need to get paid for favors but they insist - they’re sending supper over.
(We always send them ribs when we run the smoker.)

I’ll post a pic.
 
flyinglentris said:
The way that the international community carries on about condemning a US President and praising another says a lot about how important the US Presidency is internationally. It's almost like our President is your President. You just can't vote them into or out of office.

It really astounds me.

Of course, we in the USA watch out for the heads of state for Russia and China, but not in the same way.
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Very good take. Thumbs up!
 
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