It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth
~ George Burns
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on
~ Oscar Levant
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not
~Brendan Behan
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!
~ Frank Sinatra
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me
~ Winston Churchill
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
-Kinky Friedman
Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk
-Anonymous
I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.
Anonymous
I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker
-Anonymous
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
Anonymous
You look like I need another drink ! Anonymous
I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!
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