What made you smile recently?

[Yorky]

 

[Duck59]

Steve Bell's cartoon in today's Guardian. Brilliant.

 

[Wyshiepoo]

I have a friend who breeds racing snails without shells. He thinks it makes them faster.

Personally I think it makes them more sluggish.


I'll get my coat...

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

I have a friend who breeds racing snails without shells. He thinks it makes them faster.

Personally I think it makes them more sluggish.


I'll get my coat...

One if my favourite jokes ever, don't apologise.

 

[Wyshiepoo]

One if my favourite jokes ever, don't apologise.

The old ones are the best ones!

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

My very favourite joke of all time:

I went round to my Grandad's house to walk his dog, just as I was going out the door with the pooch he shouted "don't forget poo bags"
"Oh OK" I replied "Come on Grandma you can come too".

 

[Morning Glory]

My very favourite joke of all time:

I went round to my Grandad's house to walk his dog, just as I was going out the door with the pooch he shouted "don't forget poo bags"
"Oh OK" I replied "Come on Grandma you can come too".

I don't understand the joke.... I often don't.

 

[Wyshiepoo]

Morning Glory What about this?

How Long is a Chinaman.

 

[ThatDude]

 

[TastyReuben]

I don't understand the joke.... I often don't.

They're taking the dog for a walk..."don't forget poo bags" - bags to pick up the dog droppings.

"...Grandma can come, too" - obviously, he's associated the term 'poo bags' as a nickname for the grandmother.

It's similar to another old joke: did you wake up with a headache? No, I let her sleep.

In that scenario, the person answering the question has interpreted "headache" to mean his wife.

 

[mjd]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

For me, the urge to sing " The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is never more than a whim away.






Enjoy tthe earworm. You're welcome.

 

[Yorky]

For me, the urge to sing " The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is never more than a whim away.






Enjoy tthe earworm. You're welcome.

 

[Yorky]